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1	A poor little girl was begging in the street... - A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the girl mumbled, "Please, sir, giv...Read the whole joke	18
2	A priest is walking down the street one day when... - A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very smallboy trying to press a doorbe...Read the whole joke	15
3	A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy... - A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? ...Read the whole joke	13
4	A real bastard - A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are streaming down his cheeks.An ...Read the whole joke	16
5	A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim... - A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. Alarge wave came up and washed over...Read the whole joke	11
6	A six year old comes crying... - A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't be angry,...Read the whole joke	14
7	A small boy is sent to bed by his father... - A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can y...Read the whole joke	15
8	A small boy was lost, so he went up... - A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop said, "What's...Read the whole joke	13
9	A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders... - A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders."Where is God?"The room was filled with children tha...Read the whole joke	14
10	A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic... - A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said , "If you reached in...Read the whole joke	14
11	A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children... - A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons thro...Read the whole joke	12
12	A wish for Christmas - A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall ...Read the whole joke	9
13	A word play - A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went...Read the whole joke	14
14	A young boy came home from school and told his mother... - A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fightwith Sidney. He called me ...Read the whole joke	18
15	A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group... - A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers. Everyday as he passes them,...Read the whole joke	13
16	A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner... - A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom& Pop" grocery picking out a pretty good s...Read the whole joke	12
17	A young female teacher was giving an assignment... - A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. Itwas a large assignme...Read the whole joke	9
18	A young girl is with her dad at the barbers... - A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it slips from her fingers into a ...Read the whole joke	23
19	A young mother paying a visit to a doctor... - A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-y...Read the whole joke	11
20	A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing... - A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter "R," and all the other kids were, of ...Read the whole joke	12
21	A young teenager comes home from school... - A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? Th...Read the whole joke	13
22	A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a... - A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with varicolored cray...Read the whole joke	9
23	After church on Sunday morning, a young boy... - After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm...Read the whole joke	16
24	After putting her children to bed, a mother... - After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceede...Read the whole joke	17
25	Alphabet - Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC's firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g...Read the whole joke	15