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#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	A definition of God - A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, n...Read the whole joke	82	2
2	A man lay sprawled across three entire seats... - A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and notice...Read the whole joke	55	0
3	A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter... - A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?...Read the whole joke	57	0
4	Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making... - Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers....Read the whole joke	52	1.75
5	BMW thinks of everything - On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...Read the whole joke	22	0
6	David Copperfield is doing his magic show and... - David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...Read the whole joke	15	0
7	Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of... - Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees". ...Read the whole joke	17	0
8	Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? - Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and...Read the whole joke	12	0
9	Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with... - Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one els...Read the whole joke	13	0
10	Do the math - The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said,...Read the whole joke	24	0
11	Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead... - Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank S...Read the whole joke	10	0
12	Good news and bad news - The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from...Read the whole joke	12	0
13	Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? - Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rea...Read the whole joke	14	0
14	Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? - Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he....Read the whole joke	7	0
15	Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? - Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat...Read the whole joke	15	0
16	Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps... - Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using t...Read the whole joke	8	0
17	How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed? - How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on the little hand....Read the whole joke	14	0
18	How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? - How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue....Read the whole joke	15	0
19	I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor... - I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th...Read the whole joke	17	0
20	I went past a plastic surgeon's shop... - I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose....Read the whole joke	10	0
21	If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated... - If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent by Mari...Read the whole joke	11	0.5
22	IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS - IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be more alert and cautious when getting...Read the whole joke	15	0
23	Iraqi TV Guide - Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 ...Read the whole joke	6	0
24	Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant... - Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his...Read the whole joke	13	0
25	Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter... - Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" D...Read the whole joke	11	0