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1	Car and train jokes - One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were lo...Read the whole joke	39
2	Car and train jokes - It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students ...Read the whole joke	23
3	Car and train jokes - Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car....Read the whole joke	12
4	Car and train jokes - Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys....Read the whole joke	10
5	Car and train jokes - Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would...Read the whole joke	8
6	Car and train jokes - Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic ...Read the whole joke	11
7	Car and train jokes - Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics....Read the whole joke	11
8	Car and train jokes - Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons....Read the whole joke	10
9	Car and train jokes - "When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step." "If you miss ...Read the whole joke	11
10	Car and train jokes - a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says "alright John, how ...Read the whole joke	4
11	Car and train jokes - A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker. It gets dark and the hit...Read the whole joke	9
12	Car and train jokes - A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road. ...Read the whole joke	9
13	Car and train jokes - What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker? Hop in....Read the whole joke	11
14	Car and train jokes - Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident....Read the whole joke	8
15	Car and train jokes - What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew che...Read the whole joke	9
16	Car and train jokes - What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train....Read the whole joke	9
17	Car and train jokes - Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings....Read the whole joke	6
18	Car and train jokes - Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton serv...Read the whole joke	10
19	Car and train jokes - Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everythi...Read the whole joke	8
20	Car and train jokes - What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag....Read the whole joke	7
21	Car and train jokes - Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking f...Read the whole joke	10
22	Car and train jokes - What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive ca...Read the whole joke	8
23	Car and train jokes - How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front....Read the whole joke	11
24	Car and train jokes - What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile....Read the whole joke	9
25	Car and train jokes - My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car....Read the whole joke	7