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1	Burger jokes - Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!...Read the whole joke	50
2	Burger jokes - Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!...Read the whole joke	21
3	Burger jokes - Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!...Read the whole joke	12
4	Burger jokes - Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania? Very rare-ly....Read the whole joke	6
5	Burger jokes - How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!...Read the whole joke	18
6	Burger jokes - How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat....Read the whole joke	19
7	Burger jokes - How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!...Read the whole joke	16
8	Burger jokes - How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!...Read the whole joke	14
9	Burger jokes - How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!...Read the whole joke	11
10	Burger jokes - How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!...Read the whole joke	14
11	Burger jokes - How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!...Read the whole joke	17
12	Burger jokes - How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!...Read the whole joke	19
13	Burger jokes - How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!...Read the whole joke	13
14	Burger jokes - How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!...Read the whole joke	9
15	Burger jokes - How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!)....Read the whole joke	12
16	Burger jokes - Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!...Read the whole joke	13
17	Burger jokes - Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!...Read the whole joke	12
18	Burger jokes - Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heidelburg-er, Germa...Read the whole joke	11
19	Burger jokes - What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, R...Read the whole joke	9
20	Burger jokes - What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!...Read the whole joke	9
21	Burger jokes - What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the leag...Read the whole joke	11
22	Burger jokes - What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!...Read the whole joke	10
23	Burger jokes - What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have falle...Read the whole joke	17
24	Burger jokes - What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle....Read the whole joke	12
25	Burger jokes - What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!...Read the whole joke	12