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1	Burger jokes - What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the mi...Read the whole joke	3
2	Burger jokes - What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!...Read the whole joke	4
3	Burger jokes - What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fr...Read the whole joke	4
4	Burger jokes - What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!...Read the whole joke	3
5	Burger jokes - What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have? A fastball - a sizzle...Read the whole joke	3
6	Burger jokes - What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!...Read the whole joke	3
7	Burger jokes - What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!...Read the whole joke	4
8	Burger jokes - What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!...Read the whole joke	4
9	Burger jokes - What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!...Read the whole joke	4
10	Burger jokes - When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!...Read the whole joke	3
11	Burger jokes - When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!...Read the whole joke	4
12	Burger jokes - When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!...Read the whole joke	3
13	Burger jokes - Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!...Read the whole joke	3
14	Burger jokes - Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!...Read the whole joke	3
15	Burger jokes - Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)...Read the whole joke	3
16	Burger jokes - Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!...Read the whole joke	4
17	Burger jokes - Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!...Read the whole joke	3
18	Burger jokes - Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!...Read the whole joke	3
19	Burger jokes - Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!...Read the whole joke	3
20	Burger jokes - Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!...Read the whole joke	3
21	Burger jokes - Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!...Read the whole joke	3
22	Burger jokes - Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!...Read the whole joke	5
23	Burger jokes - Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citiz...Read the whole joke	4
24	Burger jokes - Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!...Read the whole joke	4
25	Burger jokes - Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!...Read the whole joke	3