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1 What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
- What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?Data transfer....Read the whole joke
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2 What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
- What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred dollar bill....Read the whole joke
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3 What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use th...Read the whole joke
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4 What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
- Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread....Read the whole joke
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5 What is the smartest blonde?
- What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever...Read the whole joke
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6 What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
- Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it...Read the whole joke
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7 What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
- What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is smarter, but the blo...Read the whole joke
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8 What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?
- What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned on before it gets we...Read the whole joke
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9 What's the difference between a computer and a blonde?
- What's the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but the blonde is ea...Read the whole joke
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10 What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
- What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted....Read the whole joke
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11 Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
- Whats a blonde's favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy....Read the whole joke
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12 Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
- Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.Sen...Read the whole joke
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13 Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
- Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde - she is eighteen....Read the whole joke
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14 Why are blonde jokes so short?
- Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!...Read the whole joke
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15 WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
- Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?...Read the whole joke
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16 Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
- Why don't Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together....Read the whole joke
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17 WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
- Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down....Read the whole joke
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18 Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
- Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the bac...Read the whole joke
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19 Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?
- Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the back...Read the whole joke
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20 Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
- Why did the blond get fired from the M&M's Factory?She threw away all the w's.Sent by Chris...Read the whole joke
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21 Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
- Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other side....Read the whole joke
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22 Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
- Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wi...Read the whole joke
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23 Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
- Why did the blonde fail her driver's license exam? She wasn't used to the front seat! Why did sh...Read the whole joke
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24 Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then...
- Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home?It took her that long to...Read the whole joke
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25 Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
- Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a dogie bag for later....Read the whole joke
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