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1	A drunken blonde goes into a bar... - A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Gimm...Read the whole joke	39
2	A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car... - A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see tha...Read the whole joke	25
3	A peculiar birthday card - This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk if they have any ...Read the whole joke	29
4	A visual joke - (This joke requires the use a small visual. I'll describe the visualfirst, then as I tell the joke ...Read the whole joke	35
5	A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical... - A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the gir...Read the whole joke	25
6	A young blonde woman is distraught... - A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes ...Read the whole joke	21
7	An easy solution - On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class ...Read the whole joke	16
8	An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing... - An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on the 20th floor...Read the whole joke	36
9	At the Doctors... - At the Doctor's... -A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over." ...Read the whole joke	20
10	Blonde on blonde - A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...Read the whole joke	20
11	Blondes dumb?!?!? - Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had jus...Read the whole joke	17
12	Buying A Bull - Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...Read the whole joke	15
13	Clean restrooms - On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said"CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the ti...Read the whole joke	19
14	Commiting suicide - A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde...Read the whole joke	12
15	Counting cars - A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps saying, "88, 88, 88...Read the whole joke	18
16	Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? - Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed....Read the whole joke	18
17	Did you hear about the new paint on the market? - Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spre...Read the whole joke	10
18	Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap? - Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?She chewed off three legs and was...Read the whole joke	18
19	Fly, baby, fly! - A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to their dea...Read the whole joke	16
20	Have you ever read Shakespeare? - One blonde to another...Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?...Read the whole joke	20
21	Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? - Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a month to realize she could ...Read the whole joke	17
22	How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz? - How are a blonde's legs like cheese wiz? They're both useless unless they're spread!...Read the whole joke	8
23	How can you tell a blonde has been working on the... - Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There is white out on the screen...Read the whole joke	7
24	How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? - Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in the refridgorator and there'...Read the whole joke	7
25	How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck? - How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at thesame time and ...Read the whole joke	23