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1	Blonde jokes - Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She ...Read the whole joke	6
2	Blonde jokes - Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? A: Siamese twins....Read the whole joke	4
3	Blonde jokes - Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times? A: Once when you tell it, once when you tel...Read the whole joke	5
4	Blonde jokes - Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants....Read the whole joke	6
5	Blonde jokes - Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husb...Read the whole joke	5
6	Blonde jokes - Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on c...Read the whole joke	7
7	Blonde jokes - Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips....Read the whole joke	5
8	Blonde jokes - Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric ch...Read the whole joke	5
9	Blonde jokes - Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed...Read the whole joke	5
10	blonde kidnap - A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold hi...Read the whole joke	10
11	blonde q and a's - Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine? A: "Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q: What did the blonde do when she...Read the whole joke	9
12	Blonde Sky Divers - \|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothin...Read the whole joke	9
13	blonde swimming - There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous e...Read the whole joke	8
14	Blonde weighs baby - At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The cl...Read the whole joke	10
15	Blonde's medical exam - A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small wait...Read the whole joke	10
16	Blonde's memo to her boss - TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instru...Read the whole joke	8
17	Blondes and Turtles - What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!...Read the whole joke	7
18	Blondes change a lightbulb - \|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We nee...Read the whole joke	6
19	boat troubles - During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat p...Read the whole joke	14
20	Buying a New Farm - \|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a tota...Read the whole joke	12
21	Buying drinks at a bar - \|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brun...Read the whole joke	13
22	cant stop with the q and a's - Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn't know which one came first!Q...Read the whole joke	6
23	Clean those restrooms - \|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."By...Read the whole joke	8
24	Did you hear about the blond? - \|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde wh...Read the whole joke	10
25	did you hear about... - Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who...Read the whole joke	5