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#	Title	Hits
1	Do you know where you were going? - \|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop:...Read the whole joke	13
2	Do you realize what I am? - \|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the p...Read the whole joke	21
3	Do you see the dead bird? - \|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the brunette notices a de...Read the whole joke	8
4	Don't give us a bad name - \|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde j...Read the whole joke	17
5	Email this funny joke to a friend! - Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashi...Read the whole joke	35
6	even more blonde q and a's - Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door. Q: How do blondes turn the...Read the whole joke	7
7	Fallen bridge - \|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond walked across alone on a ...Read the whole joke	11
8	First experience horse riding - \|A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons....Read the whole joke	8
9	Guess who knows the state capitals? - \|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She prou...Read the whole joke	14
10	Helping a blond lose weight - \|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days,...Read the whole joke	13
11	How do I get across that river? - \|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down t...Read the whole joke	9
12	How many sheep do I have? - \|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence...Read the whole joke	8
13	I can't breathe without that - \|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head."I need to take that wal...Read the whole joke	14
14	I deserve a first class seat - \|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess ...Read the whole joke	5
15	I Want Some Milk - \|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milk...Read the whole joke	7
16	I Want to Buy That - \|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk lo...Read the whole joke	8
17	I'm going ice fishing! - \|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her g...Read the whole joke	8
18	ice fishing - A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gi...Read the whole joke	6
19	last requests - Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two gua...Read the whole joke	11
20	Let's take a trip to Disney - \|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they approached it and ...Read the whole joke	8
21	lots some more blonde q & a's - Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: What was the b...Read the whole joke	12
22	Make it off the island - \|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette lo...Read the whole joke	14
23	Mind telling me the time? - \|BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face...Read the whole joke	11
24	Odd jobs - A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to ...Read the whole joke	8
25	One wish to each - \|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.After rubbing th...Read the whole joke	14