| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Birthday jokes
- Fred: Have you noticed that your
mother
smells a bit funny these days?
Harry: No. Why?
Fred:...Read the whole joke |
116 |
2.5 |
| 2 |
Birthday jokes
- What did you get for your birthday?
Another year!...Read the whole joke |
84 |
0 |
| 3 |
Birthday jokes
- When is your birthday?
17th January.
What year?
Every year!...Read the whole joke |
29 |
0 |
| 4 |
Birthday jokes
- Something
happened to me yesterday that
will never, ever, happen to me again.
How can you be s...Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 5 |
Birthday jokes
- What did the burglar
give his wife for
her birthday?
A stole....Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 6 |
Birthday jokes
- "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful
thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday,
and...Read the whole joke |
55 |
0 |
| 7 |
Birthday jokes
- What is your favourite type of birthday
present?
Another present!...Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 8 |
Birthday jokes
- What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
"Hi, Buster."...Read the whole joke |
19 |
0 |
| 9 |
Birthday jokes
- How does Moby Dick celebrate his
birthday?
He has a whale of a party!...Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 10 |
Birthday jokes
- Why did you hit your birthday cake with a
hammer?
Because you said it was pound cake!...Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 11 |
Birthday jokes
- Why did Davy Crockett always
wear a
coonskin cap?
It was a birthday present from his wife!...Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 12 |
Birthday jokes
- Where do you find a birthday
present for
a cat?
In a cat-alogue!...Read the whole joke |
19 |
0 |
| 13 |
Birthday jokes
- Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!...Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 14 |
Birthday jokes
- What song should
you sing to a wildebeest
on his birthday?
"Happy Birthday To Gnu!"...Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |
| 15 |
Birthday jokes
- "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat
birthday cake."
"Next time, take off the candles."...Read the whole joke |
21 |
0 |
| 16 |
Birthday jokes
- "Did you go shopping for my birthday
present?"
"Yeah, and I found the perfect thing."
"What ...Read the whole joke |
35 |
0 |
| 17 |
Birthday jokes
- Why did the fat monster put
a candle on
his tummy?
He was celebrating his girthday!...Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 18 |
Birthday jokes
- What do they serve at birthday
parties in
heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!...Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 19 |
Birthday jokes
- What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant!...Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 20 |
Birthday jokes
- "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."
"Maybe you should spit out the plate!"...Read the whole joke |
19 |
0 |
| 21 |
Birthday jokes
- What does a cat like
to eat on his
birthday?
Mice cream and cake!...Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 22 |
Birthday jokes
- "Were any famous men born on your
birthday?"
"No, only little babies."...Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 23 |
Birthday jokes
- For his birthday the monster asked for a
heavy sweater.
So they gave him a sumo wrestler!...Read the whole joke |
33 |
0 |
| 24 |
Birthday jokes
- Why did the boy feel warm on his
birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!...Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |
| 25 |
Birthday jokes
- Why was the birthday cake as hard
as a
rock?
Because it was marble cake!...Read the whole joke |
25 |
0 |
