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1 Bird jokes
- What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics !...Read the whole joke
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2 Bird jokes
- What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !...Read the whole joke
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3 Bird jokes
- What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !...Read the whole joke
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4 Bird jokes
- What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !...Read the whole joke
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5 Bird jokes
- What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !...Read the whole joke
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6 Bird jokes
- What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead....Read the whole joke
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7 Bird jokes
- Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !...Read the whole joke
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8 Bird jokes
- What is the strongest bird ? A crane !...Read the whole joke
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9 Bird jokes
- What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese !...Read the whole joke
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10 Bird jokes
- Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign languag...Read the whole joke
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11 Bird jokes
- Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss....Read the whole joke
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12 Bird jokes
- Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!...Read the whole joke
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13 Bird jokes
- Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)...Read the whole joke
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14 Bird jokes
- Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!...Read the whole joke
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15 Bird jokes
- What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics...Read the whole joke
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16 Bird jokes
- What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon ....Read the whole joke
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17 Bird jokes
- What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight....Read the whole joke
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18 Bird jokes
- What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!...Read the whole joke
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19 Bird jokes
- What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!...Read the whole joke
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20 Bird jokes
- What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker!...Read the whole joke
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21 Bird jokes
- What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!...Read the whole joke
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22 Bird jokes
- Which bird ran for President? H. Ross Parrot...Read the whole joke
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23 Bird jokes
- How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!...Read the whole joke
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24 Bird jokes
- Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!...Read the whole joke
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25 Bird jokes
- Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!...Read the whole joke
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