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#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	Bed jokes - Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars....Read the whole joke	242	1.5
2	Bed jokes - What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe....Read the whole joke	116	0
3	Bed jokes - What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer....Read the whole joke	43	0
4	Bed jokes - What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!...Read the whole joke	67	0
5	Bed jokes - Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks ...Read the whole joke	95	0
6	Bed jokes - The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say whi...Read the whole joke	92	0
7	Bed jokes - Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music....Read the whole joke	34	0
8	Bed jokes - I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and mar...Read the whole joke	55	0
9	Bed jokes - Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? Sh...Read the whole joke	59	0
10	Bed jokes - What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool....Read the whole joke	14	0
11	Bed jokes - Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log....Read the whole joke	22	0
12	Bed jokes - Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip....Read the whole joke	14	0
13	Bed jokes - Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy on...Read the whole joke	31	0
14	Bed jokes - Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed !...Read the whole joke	14	0
15	Bed jokes - Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her s...Read the whole joke	28	0
16	Bed jokes - Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept....Read the whole joke	24	0
17	Bed jokes - What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !...Read the whole joke	16	0
18	Bed jokes - Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds....Read the whole joke	14	0
19	Bed jokes - Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you....Read the whole joke	18	0
20	Bed jokes - When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it....Read the whole joke	18	0
21	Bed jokes - Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay....Read the whole joke	13	0
22	Bed jokes - Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept....Read the whole joke	18	0
23	Bed jokes - Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !...Read the whole joke	19	0
24	Bed jokes - I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A ch...Read the whole joke	22	0
25	Bed jokes - What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa....Read the whole joke	11	0