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#	Title	Hits
1	One Last Night - One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. Aft...Read the whole joke	14
2	Reasons to allow drinking at work - \|The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, y...Read the whole joke	15
3	Some very common traits in two drunks - \|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of c...Read the whole joke	10
4	Some yogurt visits a local bar - \|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them...Read the whole joke	8
5	Someone stole things from me - \|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, th...Read the whole joke	16
6	spit on my beer - One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a te...Read the whole joke	8
7	Stumpy Legged Pink Dog - A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman says, ?Geez that's a weird dog: he's stum...Read the whole joke	6
8	The Bar Basement - Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ''If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give y...Read the whole joke	10
9	The Beer Prayer - \|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give...Read the whole joke	18
10	The customs of an Irishman - \|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the ...Read the whole joke	10
11	the drunk contest - A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on the counter. He asks the bartender what it's...Read the whole joke	16
12	The Hamster Show - A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him someth...Read the whole joke	9
13	the knot - A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't s...Read the whole joke	9
14	The number twelve goes to a bar - \|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke	9
15	The story of a very short man - \|A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them bot...Read the whole joke	9
16	The wife is not speaking to me - \|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. A...Read the whole joke	15
17	There is a monkey in the bar - \|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is look...Read the whole joke	18
18	They are stopped by the police - \|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the poli...Read the whole joke	15
19	This pill allows you to fly - \|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the win...Read the whole joke	7
20	This tells me that I must be drunk - \|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another ...Read the whole joke	11
21	Three vampires go to a bar - \|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first ...Read the whole joke	10
22	Top ten signs that you are too drunk - \|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz af...Read the whole joke	14
23	Twelve Inch Pianist - This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sit...Read the whole joke	8
24	Two Irish Men in A bar - There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized a couple of interesting thing...Read the whole joke	15
25	Two men walked into a bar - \|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked....Read the whole joke	10