| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Free drinks for everyone
- |One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me incl...Read the whole joke |
24 |
0 |
| 2 |
Furniture salesman
- Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, "Man! If I don't move some fur...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 3 |
He is a very fast drinker
- |A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll i...Read the whole joke |
21 |
0 |
| 4 |
high tech
- A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand...Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 5 |
I am afraid of that tarmac
- |A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 6 |
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
- |A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is...Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |
| 7 |
I didn't get any money this time
- |A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "...Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 8 |
I don't owe anything for this drink
- |The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, plea...Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 9 |
I get so drunk that I imagine things
- |The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a fr...Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 10 |
I have a magical dancing duck
- |A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On t...Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 11 |
I know you were drunk yesterday
- |A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at thre...Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 12 |
I only ordered a double
- |I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked j...Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 13 |
I think I'll try a nicer approach
- |Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, a...Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 14 |
I'll trust you that you paid
- |A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes ...Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 15 |
I'm just trying to be helpful
- |A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Want...Read the whole joke |
14 |
2 |
| 16 |
I'm trying to prove a point
- |A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to q...Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 17 |
If she went out with me
- |A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell...Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 18 |
In And Out Of Puddles
- A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talkin...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 19 |
Looking to buy a frog?
- |A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me...Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 20 |
Make a horse Cry.
- A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a ...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 21 |
Making a bet at a bar
- |Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed...Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 22 |
Man in pub
- A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives hi...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 23 |
me drunk?
- A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ...Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 24 |
My girlfriend is out in the car
- |A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being...Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 25 |
Newly issued alcohol warnings
- |The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip...Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
