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1	How do you catch a polar bear? - How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, ...Read the whole joke	3
2	How do you catch an elephant? - How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take ...Read the whole joke	6
3	How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg? - How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick....Read the whole joke	10
4	How do you give a cowboy a hard-on? - How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo...Read the whole joke	4
5	How do you make a cat drink? - How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve...Read the whole joke	6
6	How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in...Read the whole joke	4
7	How to Catch a White Elephant - How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submit...Read the whole joke	5
8	How To Give Your Cat a Pill - How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbows...Read the whole joke	8
9	How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mista...Read the whole joke	4
10	How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their timeselling ele...Read the whole joke	3
11	How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based...Read the whole joke	2
12	Hungry Snake - Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to...Read the whole joke	3
13	I like monkeys - This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.ne...Read the whole joke	9
14	I think Rover is getting a bit old... - "I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.""Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! O...Read the whole joke	6
15	I've never understood why women love cats... - I've never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don't listen,they don't come in...Read the whole joke	4
16	If I have a rooster and you have a donkey... - If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you hav...Read the whole joke	6
17	Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine - This is, like, so dumb...Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat's Urine 1.Treat the beaker ...Read the whole joke	5
18	It's so easy to milk a cow... - It's so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it....Read the whole joke	6
19	Laboratory Rabbit Freedom - Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he ha...Read the whole joke	2
20	Man and wife at the zoo - It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loos...Read the whole joke	10
21	Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie... - Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul...Read the whole joke	6
22	My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of... - My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The Dr ...Read the whole joke	4
23	Nice, but rough - An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and...Read the whole joke	3
24	On preparing to return home from an out of town trip... - On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a small puppy as a present for his...Read the whole joke	2
25	One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost... - One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two days he roamed around trying to find...Read the whole joke	10