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1	Beware of dog! - Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! pos...Read the whole joke	4
2	Bying a horse - This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend"I know this midget with a speech impe...Read the whole joke	6
3	Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? - Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just co...Read the whole joke	3
4	Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping? - Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog....Read the whole joke	4
5	Did you hear about the blind skunk... - Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?...Read the whole joke	8
6	Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? - Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months....Read the whole joke	3
7	Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler? - Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help....Read the whole joke	3
8	Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? - Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you're screwedSent b...Read the whole joke	4
9	Dog washing - A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of la...Read the whole joke	4
10	Elephants - How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back....Read the whole joke	5
11	Elephants II - What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash...Read the whole joke	8
12	Elephants III - How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you ...Read the whole joke	6
13	Elephants IV - How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by...Read the whole joke	7
14	Elephants IX - Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephan...Read the whole joke	5
15	Elephants V - Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles....Read the whole joke	5
16	Elephants VI - How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lu...Read the whole joke	5
17	Elephants VII - What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it......Read the whole joke	6
18	Elephants VIII - What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant wit...Read the whole joke	6
19	Excerpts from the rural life - A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooste...Read the whole joke	4
20	Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole... - Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old fr...Read the whole joke	4
21	Footless Parrot - Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all a...Read the whole joke	9
22	For all animal lovers out there - For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fi...Read the whole joke	5
23	German Shepard on Golf Course - German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing...Read the whole joke	5
24	Good business - Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one summer day w...Read the whole joke	3
25	Have you ever smelled moth balls? - Have you ever smelled moth balls? - How did you get their little legs apart?...Read the whole joke	3