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1	The Explanation of Life - On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark a...Read the whole joke	58
2	A blind man is standing at the corner... - A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when ...Read the whole joke	74
3	A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog... - A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swingin...Read the whole joke	41
4	A boy and girl octopus out on a date... - A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm......Read the whole joke	38
5	A dangerous job - This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gori...Read the whole joke	37
6	A dog walks into a butcher shop... - A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He walks up to the meat case a...Read the whole joke	38
7	A Duck walks into a bar... - A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a ...Read the whole joke	40
8	A duck walks into a general store... - A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vege...Read the whole joke	25
9	A fair warning - Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lan...Read the whole joke	28
10	A farmer comes home with a lively young bull... - A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting...Read the whole joke	21
11	A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years... - A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having ...Read the whole joke	32
12	A German shepherd went to a Western Union office... - A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof....Read the whole joke	22
13	A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them... - A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. "What's your name?" she asks the fir...Read the whole joke	28
14	A gruesome murder - A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um,...Read the whole joke	25
15	A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says... - A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender. "If i show you the m...Read the whole joke	21
16	A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot... - A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on t...Read the whole joke	15
17	A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow... - A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He ...Read the whole joke	11
18	A horse and a rabbit - A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into amud hole an...Read the whole joke	16
19	A horse walks into a bar... - A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: "So, why the long face?"...Read the whole joke	17
20	A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel... - A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a ...Read the whole joke	19
21	A little girl was out with her Grandmother... - A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the si...Read the whole joke	15
22	A little old lady buys a pair of parrots... - A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and t...Read the whole joke	22
23	A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly... - A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps...Read the whole joke	16
24	A lusty camel - A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one c...Read the whole joke	20
25	A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus... - A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical i...Read the whole joke	17