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#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	2 jokes - What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck's favourite TV show?THE FEATHER FORE...Read the whole joke	123	1.5
2	A blind man in a store - A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke	371	3.5390625
3	A burglar is in big trouble - \|A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for st...Read the whole joke	106	0
4	A cat's dictionary - \|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The...Read the whole joke	80	0.5
5	A dog's chalkboard assignments - \|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	52	0
6	A frog calls a psychic - \|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is...Read the whole joke	72	0
7	A game of animal football - \|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the huma...Read the whole joke	64	0
8	A good chess player - \|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the ...Read the whole joke	32	0
9	A guide to walking tigers - \|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going ...Read the whole joke	40	0
10	A snail buys a fast new car - \|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to ge...Read the whole joke	38	0
11	A very insulting parrot - \|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to t...Read the whole joke	39	0
12	An amazing talking dog - \|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog c...Read the whole joke	57	0
13	Animals Q & A - \|Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either...Read the whole joke	34	0
14	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	81	2.5
15	Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - \|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke	34	0
16	bear and a rabbit - A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops o...Read the whole joke	24	0
17	Buy alligator shoes - \|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. Howeve...Read the whole joke	13	0
18	Cat technical support problems - \|This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular cus...Read the whole joke	12	0
19	CHICKEN - Q:Why didn't the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a "chicken"....Read the whole joke	29	0
20	Chucky goes to the movies - An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulde...Read the whole joke	17	0
21	Cow on train tracks - \|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conduc...Read the whole joke	13	0
22	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	24	0
23	Do Elephants Ever Forget? - Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money....Read the whole joke	14	0
24	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	39	0
25	Dogs and Light Bulbs - \|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any w...Read the whole joke	33	0