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1	Accountant jokes - An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to hi...Read the whole joke	67
2	Accountant jokes - A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am...Read the whole joke	37
3	Accountant jokes - Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means....Read the whole joke	29
4	Accountant jokes - How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? "What kind of answer did you have in ...Read the whole joke	30
5	Accountant jokes - Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at....Read the whole joke	13
6	Accountant jokes - Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting....Read the whole joke	12
7	Accountant jokes - What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant....Read the whole joke	15
8	Accountant jokes - What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality....Read the whole joke	20
9	Accountant jokes - What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular...Read the whole joke	12
10	Accountant jokes - How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and...Read the whole joke	20
11	Accountant jokes - Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: ".......and ninthly..."...Read the whole joke	17
12	Accountant jokes - What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is le...Read the whole joke	14
13	Accountant jokes - How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers....Read the whole joke	12
14	Accountant jokes - What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost...Read the whole joke	15
15	Accountant jokes - How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing...Read the whole joke	12
16	Accountant jokes - When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise...Read the whole joke	11
17	Accountant jokes - Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work...Read the whole joke	16
18	Accountant jokes - What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting...Read the whole joke	12
19	Accountant jokes - What does FCPA stand for? Finally Caught Pinching the Assets...Read the whole joke	9
20	Accountant jokes - Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses....Read the whole joke	8
21	Accountant jokes - How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?...Read the whole joke	8
22	Accountant jokes - Who was the first accountant? Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the...Read the whole joke	17
23	Accountant jokes - A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him t...Read the whole joke	13
24	Accountant jokes - The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first...Read the whole joke	14
25	Accountant jokes - "The auditors have just left, sir." "Did they check the books?" "Very thoroughly." "Wha...Read the whole joke	12