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A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. "Not very long," answered the Mexican. "But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the tourist. The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family. The tourist asked, "So what do you do with the rest of your time?" "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, spend time with my wife... In the evenings I go into the village to see my friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, chase the senioras, and sing a few songs. I have a full life." The tourist said, "I have a M.B.A. from Stanford and I can help you. You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue , you can buy a bigger boat. With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New Jersey! From there you can direct your huge enterprise." "How long would that take?" asked the Mexican. "Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years," replied the tourist. "And after that?" asked the Mexican. "Afterwards? That's when it gets really interesting," answered the tourist, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can start selling stocks and make millions!" "Millions? Really?" asked the Mexican. "And after that?" The tourist replied, "After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village n ear the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, spend time with your wife, and spend your evenings drinking and playing the guitar with your friends!"
A boat <br /> docked in a tiny Mexican <br /> village. An American tourist complimented the <br /> Mexican fisherman on <br /> the quality of his fish and asked how long it took <br /> him to catch <br /> them.<br /> <br /> "Not very long," answered the Mexican.<br /> <br /> "But then, why <br /> didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the <br /> <br /> tourist.<br /> <br /> The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet <br /> his <br /> needs and those of his family.<br /> <br /> The tourist asked, "So <br /> what do you do with the rest of your time?"<br /> <br /> "I sleep late, fish a <br /> little, play with my children, spend time with <br /> my wife... In the <br /> evenings I go into the village to see my friends, have <br /> a few drinks, <br /> play the guitar, chase the senioras, and sing a few <br /> songs. I have a <br /> full life."<br /> <br /> The tourist said, "I have a M.B.A. from Stanford and <br /> I can help you. <br /> You should start by fishing longer every day. You <br /> can then sell the <br /> extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue<br /> , you can buy a bigger boat. <br /> With the extra money the larger boat <br /> will bring, you can buy a second one <br /> and a third one and so on <br /> until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. <br /> Instead of selling your <br /> fish to a middle man, you can negotiate directly <br /> with the processing <br /> plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can <br /> then leave this <br /> little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or <br /> even New <br /> Jersey! From there you can direct your huge enterprise."<br /> <br /> "How long <br /> would that take?" asked the Mexican.<br /> <br /> "Twenty, perhaps <br /> twenty-five years," replied the tourist.<br /> <br /> "And after that?" asked the <br /> Mexican.<br /> <br /> "Afterwards? That's when it gets really interesting," <br /> answered the <br /> tourist, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you <br /> can start <br /> selling stocks and make millions!"<br /> <br /> "Millions? <br /> Really?" asked the Mexican. "And after that?"<br /> <br /> The tourist replied, <br /> "After that you'll be able to retire, live in a <br /> tiny village n<br /> ear the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch <br /> a few <br /> fish, spend time with your wife, and spend your evenings drinking <br /> and <br /> playing the guitar with your friends!"<br><a href='http://myjokecafe.com/'><br><a href='http://myjokecafe.com/'><span style='font-size:12px;'>Get the Best Jokes at myjokecafe.com</span></a>
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