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An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bulls testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" The American, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!" The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!" The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si senor. Sometimes the bull wins."
An <br /> American touring Spain <br /> stopped at a local restaurant following a day <br /> of sightseeing. While <br /> sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, <br /> scrumptious looking platter <br /> being served at the next table. Not only <br /> did <br /> it look good, the <br /> smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is <br /> that <br /> you <br /> just served?"<br /> <br /> The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent <br /> taste! Those are <br /> bulls <br /> testicles from the bull fight this <br /> morning. A delicacy!"<br /> <br /> The American, though momentarily daunted, said, <br /> "What the hell, I'm <br /> on <br /> vacation! Bring me an order!"<br /> <br /> The <br /> waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving <br /> per <br /> <br /> day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come <br /> <br /> early <br /> tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save <br /> you this <br /> delicacy!"<br /> <br /> The next morning, the American returned, <br /> placed his order, and then <br /> that <br /> evening he was served the<br /> one and only special delicacy of the day. <br /> After a few bites, and <br /> inspecting the contents of his platter, he <br /> called <br /> to the waiter <br /> and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much <br /> smaller <br /> than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"<br /> <br /> The waiter shrugged his <br /> shoulders and replied, "Si senor. Sometimes <br /> the <br /> bull wins."<br><a href='http://myjokecafe.com/'><br><a href='http://myjokecafe.com/'><span style='font-size:12px;'>Get the Best Jokes at myjokecafe.com</span></a>
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