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An old man in a nursing home awoke one day and trundled down the hallway to the community breakfast room looking rather forlorn. Ms. Smith, a nurse, met him in the hallway. She greeted him smilingly and asked how he was this day. Mr. Jones allowed that not all was well; in fact, his penis had died during the night. Ms. Smith knew that Mr. Jones was occasionally a little off mentally, so she merely replied that she was sorry to hear the bad news and went on her way. The next morning Mr. Jones was on his way to breakfast again but on this day he was dressed in a coat and tie, and his penis was hanging out of his pants. Sure enough, he met Ms. Smith whereupon -- although somewhat startled -- she calmly reminded him that the day before he had told her his penis had died and asked why it was hanging out of his pants. Mr. Jones replied simply, "Today is the viewing."
An old man in a nursing home awoke one day <br /> and<br /> trundled down the hallway to the community breakfast<br /> room looking <br /> rather forlorn. Ms. Smith, a nurse, met<br /> him in the hallway. She <br /> greeted him smilingly and<br /> asked how he was this day.<br /> <br /> Mr. Jones <br /> allowed that not all was well; in fact, his<br /> penis had died during the <br /> night. Ms. Smith knew that<br /> Mr. Jones was occasionally a little off <br /> mentally, so<br /> she merely replied that she was sorry to hear the <br /> bad<br /> news and went on her way.<br /> <br /> The next morning Mr. Jones was on his <br /> way to breakfast<br /> again but on this day he was dressed in a coat <br /> and<br /> tie, and his penis was hanging out of his pants. Sure<br /> enough, he <br /> met Ms. Smith whereupon -- although<br /> somewhat startled -- she calmly <br /> reminded him that the<br /> day before he had told her his penis had died <br /> and<br /> asked why it was hanging out of his pants.<br /> <br /> Mr. Jones <br /> replied simply, "Today is the viewing."<br><a href='http://myjokecafe.com/'><br><a href='http://myjokecafe.com/'><span style='font-size:12px;'>Get the Best Jokes at myjokecafe.com</span></a>
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