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A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. "I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well -- only double." The salesman thought about this for a while. "For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars," he announced. Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured the man that $10,000,000 had been deposited. "But your rival has just received $20,000,000," the genie said. "I've always wanted a Ferrari," the salesman said. Instantly a Ferrari appeared. "But your rival has just received two Ferraris," the genie said. "And what is your last wish?" "Well," said the salesman, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant."
A salesman walking along the beach found a <br /> <br /> bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared.<br /> "I will <br /> grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since <br /> Satan <br /> still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as <br /> <br /> well -- only double."<br /> <br /> The salesman thought about this for a while. <br /> "For my first wish, I <br /> would like ten million dollars," he <br /> announced.<br /> Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and <br /> assured <br /> the man that $10,000,000 had been deposited. "But your rival has <br /> just <br /> received $20,000,000," the genie said.<br /> <br /> <br /> "I've <br /> always wanted a Ferrari," the salesman said.<br /> Instantly a Ferrari <br /> appeared. "But your rival has just received two <br /> Ferraris," the genie said. <br /> "And what is your last wish?"<br /> <br /> "Well," said the salesman, "I've <br /> always wanted to donate a kidney <br /> for transplant."<br><a href='http://myjokecafe.com/'><br><a href='http://myjokecafe.com/'><span style='font-size:12px;'>Get the Best Jokes at myjokecafe.com</span></a>
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